right to bear arms? In Soviet Russia, they arm bears!

[Darren Dirt]

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=russian+superhero+move+guardians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaschitniki


via this "Cracked Responds" video, where they TRY to make jokes at its expense, but tbh you can tell they probably liked it because even with a 5 million dollar USD budget DAMMIT it looks better than most DC Comics films in the last few years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX35xCbu2k8



PS: the IMDB forums for this movie are not silent. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4600952/board


PPS: in the trailer there is a bear panning while firing a mini-gun. Ala Rocket from GOTG. But somehow even more comical.