Dancing With The Woz

[Darren Dirt]

He's still in it... and a Fan Fave! (but the judges? ...not so much.)


"While he did manage to score a perfect 10, it was a collective 10 out of a possible 30"
owch.


"Wozniak capped their routine by doing his version of the break-dance move known as 'the worm'..."
wow!


"Wozniak, who beat out former Go-Go's lead singer Belinda Carlisle..."
r u freakin' SERIOUS? uber-wow!

[Mr. Analog]

Words cannot describe The Woz

[Darren Dirt]

Woz goes out with dignity*

"Steve, I love what you represent... and I don't mean to be cruel, but there just wasn't much going on," Inaba had said after Wozniak and Smirnoff's Monday night performance.  "I'm sorry, I'm trying to find something positive to say and I'm still searching... [but] I still think you're adorable."

"Well done, for coming out and attempting a proper tango," Goodman had added.  "I admire you and I admire your spirit and there is an improvement from last week. However improvement is relative and last week was so terrible that almost anything that happened would [have been] an improvement."

"Steve, first let me say that we love you," Tonioli had told Wozniak after the performance.  "We all know the tango originated in the gutters of Buenos Aires.  But the only right thing you picked out from them [was] the stench because this really stunk."

*kidding, ldo