The Internet's Best Period-Related iPad Jokes

Started by Darren Dirt, January 27, 2010, 11:13:30 PM

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Darren Dirt

I just CAN NOT BELIEVE they ended up going with that name... when my Apple-a-holic friend at work told me they DID go with that name, I expected sooooo many netizens to be making jokes thanks to MAD TV's parody of all things Apple.

so there's already a "collection" of them juvenile jokes, wow.
http://jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes


I'm sure the technology is great, and the apps for it will be fantastic, life-changing for some. But imo this name choice is one of Apple's biggest PR faux pas in recent memory. Period.
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Mr. Analog

My favourite quote so far is from a /. comment:

"[The iPad is not only] an iPod touch that won't fit in your pocket...it's also an underpowered netbook with no keyboard. It's the worst of both worlds!"

http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1527002&cid=30921390

Apparently there's some conjecture floating around that someone in marketing didn't like the "iSlate" moniker because it's particle words are "is late" so they chose the infinitely worse iPad.

I hope it holds up for those "heavy days" at work...

Oh yeah, no Flash support, not surprising coming from Apple but still...
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Tom

Yeah, I want a similar device. Just not this one. Its a freaking StarTrek PADD for craps sake.
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Lazybones

Giant ipod Touch, and priced as such..

Honestly it will likely fill the needs of 99% of current netbook users since they made an office suite for it.

Darren Dirt

Quote from: Tom on January 28, 2010, 07:21:27 AM
Yeah, I want a similar device. Just not this one. Its a freaking StarTrek PADD for craps sake.

we WISH it was -- although within 2 weeks I am certain there will be mods/skins that make it look 100% like something outta Next Gen.




and PS: re. The Name (giggle) ... I guess "iTablet" was already trademarked so they couldn't use that without mega-payoff a-la "iPhone". I don't know why it even had to be "i-something", aren't we getting sick of this, I mean it's like back when M$ was all "Active-" everything, now it's "Live-" everything. Get some creative minds in marketing, yeesh...
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Quote from: Darren Dirt on January 28, 2010, 02:34:32 PM
Quote from: Tom on January 28, 2010, 07:21:27 AM
Yeah, I want a similar device. Just not this one. Its a freaking StarTrek PADD for craps sake.

we WISH it was -- although within 2 weeks I am certain there will be mods/skins that make it look 100% like something outta Next Gen.
No doubt. Its SO close. Though what I really want to do is load Plasma on it and see how it does. with KDE 4.4 you get "remote widgets" so you can use widgets that are on your desktop or where ever, and put them on any other plasma device. Remote System monitor? Check. Remote for Amarok? Check. Remote video player? Check.

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and PS: re. The Name (giggle) ... I guess "iTablet" was already trademarked so they couldn't use that without mega-payoff a-la "iPhone". I don't know why it even had to be "i-something", aren't we getting sick of this, I mean it's like back when M$ was all "Active-" everything, now it's "Live-" everything. Get some creative minds in marketing, yeesh...

Actually, iPad is already taken. Twice. Not really sure why they didn't go for iTablet. Probably didn't go for iSlate because it could also be read as Is Late ;D And if you consider apple has been working on this for what? 20 years? It is a bit late.
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Tom

<Zapata Prime> I smell Stanley... And he smells good!!!

Darren Dirt

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Quote from: Tom on January 28, 2010, 04:46:15 PM
If you're sick of tampon jokes, heres a HitlerRant for ya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4

good one.

but here's a far better one -- overflowing with puns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2Q74x1GLU


Get Ready Everyone! It's ... The Opposite of Innovation
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3865-apple-tablet/
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They didn't pick "Tablet" because that denotes something us artists use for making digital pik-choors
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Darren Dirt

Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 28, 2010, 08:14:33 PM
They didn't pick "Tablet" because that denotes something us artists use for making digital pik-choors
They coulda called it the "e-Tablet" and get first-adoption from all the Rave crowd ;)
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Quote from: Darren Dirt on January 29, 2010, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 28, 2010, 08:14:33 PM
They didn't pick "Tablet" because that denotes something us artists use for making digital pik-choors
They coulda called it the "e-Tablet" and get first-adoption from all the Rave crowd ;)

LOL I bet there'd be a lot of consumer backlash though haha
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