Wired's monthly "funniest celeb/comedian tweets"

[Darren Dirt]

Cuz sometimes you forget to visit Coco and Steve Martin on a regular basis...



http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/ff_twitterverse/


If someone says they?re only human, give them a second look. That sure does sound like something a robot would say.
"LBJ"
@ladybirdj



Just visited MySpace. Half the lights are out, bears are living in my comments section, and a homeless guy?s been pooping in my blog.
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt



Sometimes playing catch is very similar to throwing things at a child in a backyard.
Demetri Martin
@DemetriMartin <-- imo he's the modern era Steven Wright. Consistently funny deadpan short one-liners... that often take 5 seconds to really hit you.



Finding the perfect analogy is like balancing a muffin on a pencil.
Joe Randazzo
@Randazzoj

^ deep thoughts!

[Mr. Analog]

Love some of these, I've been following Steve Martin for a while now, some great stuff