Friday LOL-Funny -- "Abduction" movie review

[Darren Dirt]

"According to entertainment news and junket headlines, Lautner is being groomed to be the next big action star, but that?s only because future casting directors have not seen Abduction. ...Put another way: Acne is more pleasant than Abduction."

Full of biting metaphors, similes, puns, and put-downs. As a review of a movie headlining someone of Lautner's thespian ability SHOULD be.

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/abduction-movie-review.php

Sure this is "low-hanging fruit", but dammit that doesn't mean it's pretty damn funny writing.

[Mr. Analog]

First two paragraphs in and I already have tears in my eyes hahahaha!

[Darren Dirt]

First two paragraphs in and I already have tears in my eyes hahahaha!

I aim to please -- sorry I forgot a "spit-take" warning.

[Thorin]

Good thing that reviewer didn't tell us how he really felt.

[Mr. Analog]

Kinda reminds me of the way Badmovies.org reviews stuff

[Darren Dirt]

Kinda reminds me of the way Badmovies.org reviews stuff

zomg what a find! HOFF! http://www.badmovies.org/movies/starcrash/

and the site even includes a "how to find..." guide. 



PS:

It was settled. I wouldn?t review Bucky Larson. No one would. But then, the movie listings arrived. I looked on Fandango. On Flixter. On Movietickets.com, and those movie times taunted me. They screamed, ?Dude! How could you not review this film? It?s a bad movie. That?s what you do. You swing at the low-hanging fruit. It?s why Mel Gibson?s God put you on this Earth: To restate the obvious. With profanity.? - http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/20-things-i-saw-while-watching-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star-that-i-will-never-be-able-to-unsee.php

looks like it's not just Taylor that he makes fun of -- it's kinda his "thing". :squeee:

[Mr. Analog]

YES! Another one sucked into the vortex muah hahaha!!

I've read EVERY. SINGLE. PAGE. on that site (since about 2004)

Bad Movies YEAH!!