Living with a pet lion

Started by Thorin, January 09, 2012, 11:01:19 AM

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Thorin

No, seriously, living with a pet lion.  Can you imagine having a lion laying around the house, getting on the furniture, scratching it up?  How about it sleeping in your kid's bed?

http://media-saver.com/funniest-pic-of-the-day/living-with-a-pet-lion-18-photos/
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Mr. Analog

Ummm.... that seems very VERY wrong
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Melbosa

Imagine it needing on your carpet.
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Lazybones

Given what happens sometimes with pro acts that contain animals (Sigfried and Roy) I don't think I would want to chance an animal that big with my family.

Hell we had an incredibly loyal large dog (Bouvier) that eventually went blind and accidentally bit my brother.

Mr. Analog

I was actually reading a story the other day about how common pet chimp attacks are. Some species are a long way away from true domestication...
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Thorin

Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 09, 2012, 11:55:09 AM
I was actually reading a story the other day about how common pet chimp attacks are

... some nice light reading?
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Tom

how would you like to wake up to this:



:D

man its bad enough having jasper sleep on my chest, especially butt first.. A lion would be unimaginable.
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Mr. Analog

Quote from: Thorin on January 09, 2012, 12:07:45 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 09, 2012, 11:55:09 AM
I was actually reading a story the other day about how common pet chimp attacks are

... some nice light reading?

Yeah apparently when a Chimp goes nuts it bites your fingers off first, then attacks your face so you can't see, then it systematically removes your limbs...

Pretty gruesome (I hope you had a good lunch! lol)
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Darren Dirt

Considering the strange home environment, Melanie Griffith grew up relatively stable. (I wonder if she vacationed summers in Rangoon, or had luge lessons...)
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Lazybones

Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 09, 2012, 01:47:46 PM

Yeah apparently when a Chimp goes nuts it bites your fingers off first, then attacks your face so you can't see, then it systematically removes your limbs...


Why am I reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2z5BoOuDI0

Darren Dirt

Quote from: Lazybones on January 09, 2012, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 09, 2012, 01:47:46 PM

Yeah apparently when a Chimp goes nuts it bites your fingers off first, then attacks your face so you can't see, then it systematically removes your limbs...


Why am I reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2z5BoOuDI0


Don't we have a decency rule re. linking to TVTropes/CollegeHumor/RobotChicken? #bedtimewasanhourlaterthanksbud
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Quote from: Lazybones on January 09, 2012, 11:47:35 PM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 09, 2012, 01:47:46 PM

Yeah apparently when a Chimp goes nuts it bites your fingers off first, then attacks your face so you can't see, then it systematically removes your limbs...


Why am I reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2z5BoOuDI0

GAH!
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