Stats Canada Twitter (parody)

[Darren Dirt]

(I guess so non-Canadians can mock* our extremely high standard of living, low population density, wide variety of weather conditions, breathable air, etc.)

http://twitter.com/stats_canada


*example: http://twitter.com/stats_canada/status/272737956534566913

but some have a non-zero quantity of truthiness:
http://twitter.com/stats_canada/status/275423582480388096

[Thorin]

hahaha

http://twitter.com/stats_canada/status/275029935083642880

"It's not that cold out!"

[Mr. Analog]

"99% of Canadians know a guy who totally broke a toonie into two pieces"

And I saw it happen!

[Tom]

I loled.