The Most Awesomest Lighter Ever

[Mr. Analog]

Butane Jet? CHECK
LEDs? CHECK
Gaudy "golden" picture of Chairman Mao? CHECK
Super-loud annoying version of the Chinese National anthem? CHECK

Most awesomest lighter ever? CHECK!

The only improvement was if it had a clock AND a Communist Hello Kitty on the sides...

[Darren Dirt]

CRAZY!

I mean the guy behind the site. Check out his other "projects" and collectibles and whatnot...

"Corn is the wave of the future, so I'm planting some in my office..."


"Kathy Griffin loves me"


etc.

[Tom]

that is just wrong:
re corn:

I guess male gametes are harvested the same way the world over. I hold a xerox paper under the tassle and apply a gentle stroking action...