Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

[CowGirl]

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation


Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

[Mr. Analog]

My favourite:
"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit on the the slitted sheet I sit!"

[Thorin]

ROFL

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Impossible to say, and difficult to do!

[Tonnica]

Ha! The last part of the list is the best.

Other words I'd add to Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:

Penguin
Bluffing
Discussing
Segue
Butter

One word that becomes easier to say is Liverpudlian. Such as: "OW! Some Liverpudlian dropped a beer on me!"