Illegal G-Strings? (NSFW)

[HoneyBunny]

So you watched the video?

  Thorin Darling -  of course I saw those videos - did not Ustauk tell you I like pals and gals.........  And you did not answer my question - Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. 

P.S.  Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ?

[Lazybones]

You are an interesting one HoneyBunny, since text does not convey sarcasm, contempt, or just plain joking around I would say that is a loaded post.

Although it is common for women to ask questions they don't really want answered I will answer yours, unless you are only interested in Thorin's opinion on things....

Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. 

I would say no. The women in the contest where perfectly smooth and thin, they probably train and work out daily to a maintain body's like that. From meeting you in person, and the Facebook photos that are currently posted, I would say your healthy, but to pull off one of those outfits you would really need to hit the gym. Let's be realistic, these types of outfits tend to pull tight along very thin strips unless you have a hard body they are going to dig in a little and make for some unattractive patterns.

P.S.  Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ?

You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape.

[Shayne]

I've been to enough public beaches in various parts of the world to see that body type doesn't typically stop what some women choose to wear.  You can wear whatever you want HB its your body and your freedom to do so (and now you know what is legal).  With how boisterous you are (at least what I have noticed over the last few weeks) I doubt you really need people here to toot your horn for you.

[HoneyBunny]

 

You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape. 

  Lazybones : But what about an "escort" Not just only a stripper ? Would you see men "escorting" me for money ? I am wondering because my current does pay very well and I'm looking to get a little more money on the side. So maybe stripping would have to be a full-time job for me and I would have to work out all the time - but "escorting" It doesn't seem very hard to do. Have you had an "escort" before I need to know if men would pay me because there is a job on the side available and I'm thinking of doing it. Honestly, tell me the truth. Would I be able to get male clients or not??? In my present state. Ustauk knows everything and as you know he likes extra money and he only sees me through the eyes of love and assures me men will find me attractive and I'll get lots of clients. But I need a third -party to tell me the truth. OK??? Please reply, it's important. HoneyBunny 

[Lazybones]

Men pay for escorts so that they have have an above average companion to show off when they they go out.

By above average I am referring to some one with a very fit figure, like those in the video. So no, I don't think you would do well as an escort.

[Ustauk]

The only person you'll be escorting, stripping for, and wearing bikinis for is me, HoneyBunny!!!!!

[Tom]

Could you guys keep this sort of talk to the "Love" section?

[Thorin]

So you watched the video?

  Thorin Darling -  of course I saw those videos - did not Ustauk tell you I like pals and gals.........  And you did not answer my question - Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. 

P.S.  Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ?

That question was directed at Ustauk, but looking back through the thread I realize that I quoted both of you.  Ustauk doesn't tell us what you do or don't like; I guess he's not interested in bragging?

I didn't answer your question because it appeared to me as a perfect example of a troll post.  That is, I strongly suspect that you were just trying to stir up @%&# and start a fight.  If someone were to ask me why you'd be trying to start a fight, I would tell them that I think you're trying to start a fight so that you can drive an even bigger wedge between Ustauk and his friends.

You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape. 

  Lazybones : But what about an "escort" Not just only a stripper ? Would you see men "escorting" me for money ? I am wondering because my current does pay very well and I'm looking to get a little more money on the side. So maybe stripping would have to be a full-time job for me and I would have to work out all the time - but "escorting" It doesn't seem very hard to do. Have you had an "escort" before I need to know if men would pay me because there is a job on the side available and I'm thinking of doing it. Honestly, tell me the truth. Would I be able to get male clients or not??? In my present state. Ustauk knows everything and as you know he likes extra money and he only sees me through the eyes of love and assures me men will find me attractive and I'll get lots of clients. But I need a third -party to tell me the truth. OK??? Please reply, it's important. HoneyBunny 

Given what little Ustauk has told me about you and his relationship with you, I surmise this to be yet another troll post, yet another attempt at starting that fight.  If on the off chance this isn't a troll post but a serious question, then I think you'd better be discussing it in private with the man you expect to marry rather than in public with people you've met once, twice, or never.

Either way, whether these are troll posts or serious questions, my opinion of you and my opinion of Ustauk for picking you as a lifemate has sunk even further.

[Mr. Analog]

I'm locking this thread, further conversation should be made in private.

Thanks.