Phil Hellmuth funnies

[Darren Dirt]

http://hoss-tbf.livejournal.com/18125.html

the chat text is brilliant and if you've ever seen an infamous Hellmuth blowup from WSOP footage or High Stakes Poker or Poker After Dark, it's all the more funny cuz you can imagine his arms flailing around and him standing up and sighing etc.


And somehow even funnier (after reading the comments) is watching this "Text-To-Movie" video "re-enactment"

[Bixby]

Funny stuff.

[Darren Dirt]

Funny stuff.

Best part is a tossup between the "gonna do a security check" and "who the hell are you", when you consider how hugely successful in the nosebleed limit games "Hoss" is:

PHILHELLMUTH: Idont steam against bad pl,ayers

TURNTHECAROFF: who on this site would you call a good player phil?

[HandsomeDevil]

Yeah, great idea to call into question the security of the site you're sponsored by, Phil.

As if UB doesn't have enough problems, now they have they have to deflect cheating allegations made by their own pros.

I guess Phil is just mad because the pot wasn't pushed to him despite losing the hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/ultimate-bet-wtf-hellmuth-has-worse-hand-but-pot-gets-shipped-him-anyway-369065/