Monday Funny

[Darren Dirt]

Oha!



I kept seeing the above image on a forum, did a check on UrbanDictionary just in case I was missing a joke, and sure enough, hooray (?) I soon encountered the alleged source, contained within this epilepsy-warning-required video clip...

"Shingo Mama no Oha Rock"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AullHqZomY0 (and I thought The Wiggles were bad!)


...I can't un-watch it...

(let's use this thread for some funny videos or images that brighten up our day pre-humpday, i.e. cure "bad case of the Mooooooondays" )

[Thorin]

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Did you know it's Tuesday today?

[Darren Dirt]

(let's use this thread for some funny videos or images that brighten up our day pre-humpday, i.e. cure "bad case of the Mooooooondays" )

Tomorrow is "humpday".

Today is therefore "pre" humpday.

Many weeks, I'm fighting "The Mondays" for two solid days ... and since this was a long weekend...


Any more questions?


...I guess I was just hoping that over time we might populate this new thread with stuff like this one I found after posting the above:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76/laughs-links/funny-pics-thread-264922/
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76/laughs-links/funny-pics-thread-264922/index4.html
etc.

[Thorin]

I was just referring to the thread title...  But yeah, sometimes getting over humpday is nice.

Although I gotta say that my weekdays and weekends have been blurring together the last little while (okay, the last four months).

[Mr. Analog]

There was very little funny about my Monday (other than the HOUR commute due to @%&#ed up "HOLIDAY" transit)

[Darren Dirt]

How true is this....?


Women's English:

# Yes = No
# No = Yes
# Maybe = No
# I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
# We need = I want
# It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
# Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
# We need to talk = I need to complain
# Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
# I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
# You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
# Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
# This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
# I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
# I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
# Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
# How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
# I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
# You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
# Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]


Men's English:
# I'm hungry = I'm hungry
# I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
# I'm tired = I'm tired
# Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
# Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
# Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
# May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
# Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
# You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
# What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
# What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
# I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
# I love you = Let's have sex now
# I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex.
# Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
# Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep then maybe sex?
# Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with anybody else.


...from an IMDB thread (that soon descended into essentially an anti-machoism flame war, natch)

[Mr. Analog]

LOL, the flame war is more hilarious than the joke

[Darren Dirt]

LOL, the flame war is more hilarious than the joke

Yeah, but it really needed a Maddox kinda contributor in there for maximum funnay.

[Darren Dirt]

Einstein the Parrot amazing bird, he's like the avian equivalent of that guy from the Police Academy movies

[Darren Dirt]

zomg, I doubt I could do this well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAH4ZJBiN8

The above primate would make a monkey out of most short-attention-span kids today...

[Thorin]

zomg, I doubt I could do this well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAH4ZJBiN8

The above primate would make a monkey out of most short-attention-span kids today...

Okay, so...  It's a video about a chimp having better short-term memory than humans.  He remembers a bunch of numbers shown on a touchscreen and then touches them in the correct order to get a treat.

Interesting video, I suggest watching it.

Keep this in mind, though.  The chimp has obviously spent hours and hours and hours playing this follow-the-numbers-get-a-treat game, whereas the kids they put in there look like they're still learning to use the touchscreen correctly.

[Darren Dirt]

zomg, I doubt I could do this well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAH4ZJBiN8

The above primate would make a monkey out of most short-attention-span kids today...

Okay, so...  It's a video about a chimp having better short-term memory than humans.  He remembers a bunch of numbers shown on a touchscreen and then touches them in the correct order to get a treat.

Interesting video, I suggest watching it.

Keep this in mind, though.  The chimp has obviously spent hours and hours and hours playing this follow-the-numbers-get-a-treat game, whereas the kids they put in there look like they're still learning to use the touchscreen correctly.

I know, it's like those who can play Bejeweled without even thinking, they eventually "see" the common patterns and are moving the mouse to the next group immediately after they click, in the case of the chimp video it took me a few seconds to notice there were SEQUENCE numbers beforehand (I originally found a 37 second video that only showed the touching of the screen, none of the intro found in the above longer video)... maybe that says something about me, on a Friday, sleep-deprived, etc. etc.