shoes -- women vs. men

[Darren Dirt]

[Mr. Analog]

There are strange leather-based devices which must be worn with black socks occupying space in my closet that seem to activate upon special occasions, I wonder what they are, they certainly aren't in the above identification chart.

Don't worry though, our gunners are trained to shoot at UFOs (unidentified foot-related objects)

KEEPING NORTH AMERICA SAFE FROM SHOES *musical flourish*

[Thorin]

Two of the male employees at my company certainly don't fit that stereotyping.  Some men do spend hours obsessing over shoes (and not just over the shoes women wear, but the shoes these men wear for themselves).

[Lazybones]

Ya I would say runners, dress shoes and sandals would be more accurate.

For men that spend a lot of time in formal settings possibly 2 or 3 types of dress shoes to fit different suites.

[Thorin]

Saddles?  WTF?

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Oh, SANDALS.  Autocorrect sucks.  Also, why does your Autocorrect put saddles?  You been searchin' for some lately?

[Lazybones]

Saddles?  WTF?

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Oh, SANDALS.  Autocorrect sucks.  Also, why does your Autocorrect put saddles?  You been searchin' for some lately?

fixed..

However trying to replicate it I am not sure what I had in the first place that auto-corrected that way.

[Thorin]

I should've quoted you   I would guess you spelled "sadals"?  Since that's phonetically similar?

[Mr. Analog]

Or maybe he wears saddle shoes?

Do they even make those anymore?