Stuck for Christmas? Well have I got some deals for you!

[Mags]

How about a CYBERPUNK CELLPHONE?!?!?!

Well not really, just the mechanical clock on the front, but if you wanted to waste $300,000 for a phone that looks cyberpunk here it is:

http://www.ablogtoread.com/celsius-x-vi-ii-ledix-tourbillon-mobile-phone-hands-on/

[Mags]

If that's not your thing how about the toaster-printer, or is that printer-toaster??

http://www.inseq.net/zuse.html

[Mags]

Perhaps the keyboard/mouse you are currently using is just too easy to use, well here comes the Combimouse. A delicate combination of stupid and useless will forever increase the stress in your too peaceful life:

http://www.combimouse.com/

[Mags]

Now that you have increased your stress ten-fold, here is something to decrease it once again:

Electronic Bubble Wrap

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/982f/

[Mags]

Vacation a lot? Weary on your travels because your arms are the size of toothpicks? Well here you go:

The Self Propelled Suit Case

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/11406

Now you can drive your luggage up to 3 miles per hour. Of course, you've used up half of your weight restrictions before you even started packing. And limited battery life, which would be great 2 1/2 hours but with the cold and the time it will spend in the luggage compartment of a plane it should be well dead by the time you arrive. And there has to be at least 15 pounds inside for it to work properly, because why wouldn't it work that way. But, think of the 15 minutes of ease, followed by the rest of your trip caring around an extra 23 pounds you didn't have before.

[Mags]

Perhaps your a manly-man and no ordinary eating utensil will do for you? Well I present to you the

TITANIUM SPORK

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/8ace/

[Mags]

Hasn't this happened to everyone? Your at a party and develop a nasty thirst. You cry out, "Wench, beer me!" To which a lovely lass brings you a hearty beer. But gasps, it is nay a twist-off. Panic starts to grip you. You inventory your belongings and all you have is your trusted companion, your iPhone. Is there an app for that? Well no, but now there is a case that may save your life:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/e61b/

[Mags]

Ever felt the drive to be an Eco-Terrorist, but are just too damn lazy? Well now you can do your part, and save the Earth literally partial watts of energy by turning off those pesky On televisions as you pass:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/755e/

[Mags]

Perhaps you want to send a message to that special girl out there that just doesn't seem to get the hint. Well here is the T-Shirt of your dreams err... nightmares:

The Geek Love Poem T-shirt

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/724a/


Course if it works (project result in 1 in 1,322,324,214,432,553,234 cases) she may be the one.