A-Hole Parker

[Melbosa]

So I come back from lunch and the guy who parks beside me is coming back at the same time.  Parks, gets out and bolts for the office tower.  This is what I have to park next too...

[Thorin]

The trick is to drive an old used car so you can bang the door nice and hard into their car as you get and you won't give a crap.

Or the other thing I'd do is back in, with my passenger side an inch from his passenger side.  That usually sends the message.  Although again, better in a highly used car because then if he gets mad and scratches your car you won't care.

[Tom]

The trick is to drive an old used car so you can bang the door nice and hard into their car as you get and you won't give a crap.

Or the other thing I'd do is back in, with my passenger side an inch from his passenger side.  That usually sends the message.  Although again, better in a highly used car because then if he gets mad and scratches your car you won't care.

Inch from the driver's side

[Darren Dirt]

So I come back from lunch and the guy who parks beside me is coming back at the same time.  Parks, gets out and bolts for the office tower.  This is what I have to park next too...

A-Hole level is not 11, I've seen hella worse, such as at walmart or Southgate, or ESPECIALLY in South Common (which is an a-hole magnet, apparently, based on how people drive including in the pedestrian-heavy sections of that badly designed mess).

Only feels worse cuz you saw it happen right in front of you, methinks.

[Melbosa]

So I come back from lunch and the guy who parks beside me is coming back at the same time.  Parks, gets out and bolts for the office tower.  This is what I have to park next too...

A-Hole level is not 11, I've seen hella worse, such as at walmart or Southgate, or ESPECIALLY in South Common (which is an a-hole magnet, apparently, based on how people drive including in the pedestrian-heavy sections of that badly designed mess).

Only feels worse cuz you saw it happen right in front of you, methinks.

Maybe to you but won't feel worse to me cuz I don't share your memories .  To me it feels like an A Hole move.

[Melbosa]

The trick is to drive an old used car so you can bang the door nice and hard into their car as you get and you won't give a crap.

Or the other thing I'd do is back in, with my passenger side an inch from his passenger side.  That usually sends the message.  Although again, better in a highly used car because then if he gets mad and scratches your car you won't care.

Oh if I had drove myself to work and not the wife first, it would have been my 4Runner, which... well it has Character already and would just have become more so after a good old door opening...

[Mr. Analog]

You need one of these:

http://i.imgur.com/wVuSQVX.jpg

It's its own anti-theft device

[Lazybones]

My first thought was DAMN those are wide parking spots... Only place with large forgiving parking spots around here is costco.