Illegal G-Strings? (NSFW)

[Shayne]

So guys are you wondering just how tiny that G-string Bikini has to be for it to even be considered illegal?

Video: http://www.ifilm.com/video/2905682

The more you know...

[Thorin]

Crazy, that wouldn't load in Firefox with Adblock Plus running...

I knew there was a reason for keeping IE around (viewing almost-porn?)

[Lazybones]

Or

1. you could temporally disable ad block
2. Find the over sensitive rule and turn it off.

It's the rule "sponsored_links" that blocks the video

[Shayne]

I knew there was a reason for keeping IE around (viewing almost-porn?)

Educational Video.

[Thorin]

Also, that episode of MANswers was on last night.

Also also, boo-urns for blocking with the big black box!  Now I still don't know what illegal string bikinis look like!

[HoneyBunny]

   Now those are my kind of swimsuits    I wonder if they would look good on me ? 

[Ustauk]

  Now those are my kind of swimsuits    I wonder if they would look good on me ? 

You would great in those suits my love
Your Ustauk

[Mr. Analog]

Sigh...

Call me olde fashioned, but I prefer to see less and imagine more...

[Shayne]

on my wife, yes, its sexier to discover.  on another woman i'd rather just see the goods

[Thorin]

Once you realize it's just a game they play to separate you from your money, it becomes less interesting...

"Oh wow, she's really hot!"
"Oh wow, she's looking at me!"
"Oh wow, she's coming over here!"
"Oh wow, she's asking me to stuff a $20 in her g-string!"
"Oh crap, she left when I told her I don't want to give her money..."

[Shayne]

...not really talking about the strippers, more or less a public beach while on vacation in someplace warm and tropical.  No shortage of exhibitionists there.

[Thorin]

  Now those are my kind of swimsuits    I wonder if they would look good on me ? 

You would [look] great in those suits

So you watched the video?

Seriously, though, I found all but the first one to be porn-queen style; in other words, not something I'd like to see on my woman when she's struttin' around the beach.  Sure, the other men would leer at her and congratulate you on gettin' a porn queen, but at the same time you're not going to get too many invitation to non-orgy parties anymore.  Unless, I suppose, you manage to find that elusive porn-queen-with-excellent-manners type of gal.  Still...  Other couples will treat you differently than if your woman is more low-key, less porn-queen.

Not to mention that it takes a very specific body shape and tone and skin colour to pull these off.  Even the obvious tanline around the pelvis on the model wearing the third suit messed up the effect.  Now imagine if they'd weighed a more normal amount and those bits of string were pushing into fleshy parts and separating them rather than laying over them flat...  At that point, a bathing suit with slightly more material might actually look more attractive then a super-skimpy one.

Still, interesting to know what is considered nudity: If one can see any part of the nipples, anus, or vagina.  So, do the men wear shirts on those beaches to cover their nipples?  And do they just let their penis hang out, since it's not part of the "undesired-to-view parts" list?

[Thorin]

...not really talking about the strippers, more or less a public beach while on vacation in someplace warm and tropical.  No shortage of exhibitionists there.

Well, some women put on a show as your girlfriend until they find out how little money you'll give them...  Still, on a beach I'd rather see more covered up than a bathing suit that just doesn't work.  It's just like when a woman wears a pair of pants that are too tight for her and she gets a muffin-top - if she'd put on the right size of pants you'd probably be more impressed than with her wearing the too-tight ones.

[Lazybones]

Warning these images my cause some brain damage.
The wrong body type front
The wrong body type back

[Thorin]

While those are extreme examples, I do believe you've made my point for me very well!