The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time

[Mr. Analog]

As many times as I've seen the Family Guy parody of "KISS Saves Santa Clause" or recurring memories of a certain film with Santa and Martians none could compare with the sheer tragedy of the following horrific holiday specials:

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2004/12/01/the-10-least-successful-holiday-specials-of-all-time/

Excerpts:

Santa, enraged, kills Ensign Jones and attacks the Enterprise in his sleigh. As Scotty works to keep the power flowing to the shields, Kirk and Bones infiltrate Santa?s headquarters

the Muppets joined Carter Administration National Security Advisor Brezezinski for an evening of fun, song, and anticommunist rhetoric

The virus causes Santa to develop both a large, tooth-bearing orifice in his belly and a lustful hunger for human flesh, which he sates by graphically devouring Canadian celebrities Bryan Adams, Dan Ackroyd and Gordie Howe on national television

[Darren Dirt]

Well I'm really glad nobody has yet mentioned that SW fiasco... dayum that was horrible acting (and even worse writing -- musta been Lucas Himself...)

for those who like pain, YT link.