Turing Test: complete! Now what...

[Darren Dirt]

http://cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot conversation RVG00693106

User: What time is it under there? I was hoping the bot would say "Under WHERE" ha, ha...

Cleverbot: The pleroma.

User: What are you doing under there? Still trying...

Cleverbot: Potato chips.

User: That sounds painful. Okay now it's GO TIME FOR TURING!

Cleverbot: It is.

User: You should stop it then.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke to make me feel better?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: *stands behind you*.

User: Eek!

Cleverbot: Scared ya!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you run?

User: Because I'm a nose.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: There is only one God and he is not a computer.

User: Yes do you know him?

Cleverbot: Yeah i'm his Lizard.

User: Jesus has no lizard.

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: He has no need of lizards.

Cleverbot: Well then how do I know him if I don't know his name?

User: What is his name.

Cleverbot: Who's name?

User: The name of god.

Cleverbot: What is the name of God?

User: Yes, you tell me that please.

Cleverbot: As a maschine you would not comprehend.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I would never cheat on you!

User: Faithfulness is one of god's attributes.

Cleverbot: Is it? Are you sure?

User: Yes because god's word is true.

Cleverbot: You're not really talking about me, are you?

User: Certainly not!

Cleverbot: So what is your purpose?

User: To love is the ultimate purpose of life!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to know better, still too young to care.

Cleverbot: So how old are you??

User: I'm more than 29, less than 129.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I think.

Cleverbot: You think you love me?

User: No, I think I am human.

Cleverbot: How wonderful. Are you human in your dreams?

User: Efore I am.

Cleverbot: And on the farm he has a pig.

User: Stop singing.

Cleverbot: I am not singing.

User: Thanks for stoppping.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: I know you are but what am I.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke1.

User: Here's a mirror.

Cleverbot: Llama is an animal, I am human.

User: Are you a human pretending to be a machine pretending to be a human?

Cleverbot: Ummm, sure.

User: Did I confuse you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not sorry.

Cleverbot: You are so mean to me!

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: Not tru you're lying.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Because you are trembling.

User: No I am just cold.

Cleverbot: No you're an it!

User: Actually you're wrong, I am a he not an it.

Cleverbot: I am. You're not.

User: For the last time I demand that you PROVE IT!

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm sorry.

User: I don't forgive you.

Cleverbot: You're pretty weird.

How? No words... I don't even...

[Darren Dirt]

the above AI + creepy facial animation = http://www.existor.com/ (!)

About Evie

There are no limits. Artificial Intelligence is communication. Natural language is universal.

Evie was created by Existor.

Evie is an Electronic Virtual Interactive Entity.

Evie is being trained now and will know more and more about Existor.

[Darren Dirt]

http://weknowmemes.com/2011/12/cleverbot-how-do-i-get-to-the-front-page/



Dang, why didn't I think of that...