So guys are you wondering just how tiny that G-string Bikini has to be for it to even be considered illegal?
Video: http://www.ifilm.com/video/2905682
The more you know...
Crazy, that wouldn't load in Firefox with Adblock Plus running...
I knew there was a reason for keeping IE around (viewing almost-porn?)
Or
1. you could temporally disable ad block
2. Find the over sensitive rule and turn it off.
It's the rule "sponsored_links" that blocks the video
Quote from: Thorin on October 25, 2007, 08:52:18 PMI knew there was a reason for keeping IE around (viewing almost-porn?)
Educational Video.
Also, that episode of MANswers was on last night.
Also also, boo-urns for blocking with the big black box! Now I still don't know what illegal string bikinis look like!
:-* Now those are my kind of swimsuits ;) I wonder if they would look good on me ???? :D
Quote from: HoneyBunny on October 26, 2007, 07:42:40 PM
:-* Now those are my kind of swimsuits ;) I wonder if they would look good on me ???? :D
You would great in those suits my love :-*
Your Ustauk
Sigh...
Call me olde fashioned, but I prefer to see less and imagine more...
on my wife, yes, its sexier to discover. on another woman i'd rather just see the goods :P
Once you realize it's just a game they play to separate you from your money, it becomes less interesting...
"Oh wow, she's really hot!"
"Oh wow, she's looking at me!"
"Oh wow, she's coming over here!"
"Oh wow, she's asking me to stuff a $20 in her g-string!"
"Oh crap, she left when I told her I don't want to give her money..."
...not really talking about the strippers, more or less a public beach while on vacation in someplace warm and tropical. No shortage of exhibitionists there.
Quote from: Ustauk on October 26, 2007, 07:54:42 PM
Quote from: HoneyBunny on October 26, 2007, 07:42:40 PM
:-* Now those are my kind of swimsuits ;) I wonder if they would look good on me ???? :D
You would [look] great in those suits
So you watched the video?
Seriously, though, I found all but the first one to be porn-queen style; in other words, not something I'd like to see on my woman when she's struttin' around the beach. Sure, the other men would leer at her and congratulate you on gettin' a porn queen, but at the same time you're not going to get too many invitation to non-orgy parties anymore. Unless, I suppose, you manage to find that elusive porn-queen-with-excellent-manners type of gal. Still... Other couples will treat you differently than if your woman is more low-key, less porn-queen.
Not to mention that it takes a very specific body shape and tone and skin colour to pull these off. Even the obvious tanline around the pelvis on the model wearing the third suit messed up the effect. Now imagine if they'd weighed a more normal amount and those bits of string were pushing into fleshy parts and separating them rather than laying over them flat... At that point, a bathing suit with slightly more material might actually look more attractive then a super-skimpy one.
Still, interesting to know what is considered nudity: If one can see any part of the nipples, anus, or vagina. So, do the men wear shirts on those beaches to cover their nipples? And do they just let their penis hang out, since it's not part of the "undesired-to-view parts" list?
Quote from: Shayne on October 27, 2007, 11:31:53 PM
...not really talking about the strippers, more or less a public beach while on vacation in someplace warm and tropical. No shortage of exhibitionists there.
Well, some women put on a show as your girlfriend until they find out how little money you'll give them... Still, on a beach I'd rather see more covered up than a bathing suit that just doesn't work. It's just like when a woman wears a pair of pants that are too tight for her and she gets a muffin-top - if she'd put on the right size of pants you'd probably be more impressed than with her wearing the too-tight ones.
Warning these images my cause some brain damage.
The wrong body type front (http://home.ptd.net/~rmirro/bikini-4.jpg)
The wrong body type back (http://home.ptd.net/~rmirro/bikini-2.jpg)
While those are extreme examples, I do believe you've made my point for me very well!
Quote from: thorin
So you watched the video?
:-* Thorin Darling - of course I saw those videos - did not Ustauk tell you I like pals and gals......... And you did not answer my question - Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ???? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. :-*
P.S. Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ????
You are an interesting one HoneyBunny, since text does not convey sarcasm, contempt, or just plain joking around I would say that is a loaded post.
Although it is common for women to ask questions they don't really want answered I will answer yours, unless you are only interested in Thorin's opinion on things....
Quote from: HoneyBunny
Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ???? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. :-*
I would say no. The women in the contest where perfectly smooth and thin, they probably train and work out daily to a maintain body's like that. From meeting you in person, and the Facebook photos that are currently posted, I would say your healthy, but to pull off one of those outfits you would really need to hit the gym. Let's be realistic, these types of outfits tend to pull tight along very thin strips unless you have a hard body they are going to dig in a little and make for some unattractive patterns.
Quote from: HoneyBunny
P.S. Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ????
You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape.
I've been to enough public beaches in various parts of the world to see that body type doesn't typically stop what some women choose to wear. You can wear whatever you want HB its your body and your freedom to do so (and now you know what is legal). With how boisterous you are (at least what I have noticed over the last few weeks) I doubt you really need people here to toot your horn for you.
Quote from: Lazybones
You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape.
:-* Lazybones : But what about an "escort" Not just only a stripper ???? Would you see men "escorting" me for money ???? I am wondering because my current does pay very well and I'm looking to get a little more money on the side. So maybe stripping would have to be a full-time job for me and I would have to work out all the time - but "escorting"??? It doesn't seem very hard to do. Have you had an "escort" before ??? I need to know if men would pay me because there is a job on the side available and I'm thinking of doing it. Honestly, tell me the truth. Would I be able to get male clients or not??? In my present state. Ustauk knows everything and as you know he likes extra money and he only sees me through the eyes of love and assures me men will find me attractive and I'll get lots of clients. But I need a third -party to tell me the truth. OK??? Please reply, it's important. HoneyBunny :-*
Men pay for escorts so that they have have an above average companion to show off when they they go out.
By above average I am referring to some one with a very fit figure, like those in the video. So no, I don't think you would do well as an escort.
The only person you'll be escorting, stripping for, and wearing bikinis for is me, HoneyBunny!!!!!
Could you guys keep this sort of talk to the "Love" section?
Quote from: HoneyBunny on October 28, 2007, 01:24:20 AM
Quote from: thorin
So you watched the video?
:-* Thorin Darling - of course I saw those videos - did not Ustauk tell you I like pals and gals......... And you did not answer my question - Would those type of swimsuits look good on me or not ???? I wanted to get something similar and show off my goodies but do you think my goodies are that "Good"? If anyone can give me their opinion it would be greatly appreciated; Thanks. Yours truly, HoneyBunny. :-*
P.S. Would I make a good Stripper or at least Escort ????
That question was directed at Ustauk, but looking back through the thread I realize that I quoted both of you. Ustauk doesn't tell us what you do or don't like; I guess he's not interested in bragging?
I didn't answer your question because it appeared to me as a perfect example of a troll post. That is, I strongly suspect that you were just trying to stir up @%&# and start a fight. If someone were to ask me why you'd be trying to start a fight, I would tell them that I think you're trying to start a fight so that you can drive an even bigger wedge between Ustauk and his friends.
Quote from: HoneyBunny on October 28, 2007, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: Lazybones
You seem to have a strong desire to show off, but do you have the strength to pull your self up a pole and then hang upside down by one leg? It all goes back to working out so that you have the strength and body shape.
:-* Lazybones : But what about an "escort" Not just only a stripper ???? Would you see men "escorting" me for money ???? I am wondering because my current does pay very well and I'm looking to get a little more money on the side. So maybe stripping would have to be a full-time job for me and I would have to work out all the time - but "escorting"??? It doesn't seem very hard to do. Have you had an "escort" before ??? I need to know if men would pay me because there is a job on the side available and I'm thinking of doing it. Honestly, tell me the truth. Would I be able to get male clients or not??? In my present state. Ustauk knows everything and as you know he likes extra money and he only sees me through the eyes of love and assures me men will find me attractive and I'll get lots of clients. But I need a third -party to tell me the truth. OK??? Please reply, it's important. HoneyBunny :-*
Given what little Ustauk
has told me about you and his relationship with you, I surmise this to be yet another troll post, yet another attempt at starting that fight. If on the off chance this isn't a troll post but a serious question, then I think you'd better be discussing it in private with the man you expect to marry rather than in public with people you've met once, twice, or never.
Either way, whether these are troll posts or serious questions, my opinion of you and my opinion of Ustauk for picking you as a lifemate has sunk even further.
I'm locking this thread, further conversation should be made in private.
Thanks.