It was a dark and stormy night, ...

[Darren Dirt]

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Suddenly I feel like maybe I ain't be writin' so bad.

...

I mean, I am a sucker for the worst dad jokes, but this elephant pun, OUCH: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2022
^ "And so the two pachyderms with the same first name met, and they formed the jazz duo legend known as

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the Elephants Gerald

[close]

."

[Darren Dirt]

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2023

Grunchkukk The Vile couldn't believe that the 250-year-old Frodo Baggins was still alive, after he had dealt him countless blows with his iron-spiked Dwarf-death orb, slashed him to ribbons with his Elf-shredder axe, and run him through with his Goblin-cleaver, until he remembered his Orcmother had once told him "

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Old Hobbits die hard

[close]

." 🙄

[Darren Dirt]

Having sent his wife Rosemary to their cabin (for it was an unlit and turbulent night at sea), Basil maintained his position at the helm while the driving rain peppered his graying ginger hair, and the old salt thought sagely that it was a good thing he was a

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well-seasoned sailor

[close]

. 😑

[Mr. Analog]

These are AWFUL


I love em hahaha 🤣