Alcohol Survival Tip

[Bryan]

 Today's Alcoholic Survival Tip:
> >
> >             Next time you are too drunk to drive,
> >             Walk to the nearest pizza shop
> >             Place an order,
> >             And when they go to deliver it,
> >             Catch a ride home with them



I might have to try that.

[Mr. Analog]

 downsides include, stopping at three or four houses first, the smell of toppings, everywhere...

Heh

[Bryan]

 The downside would be him having to smell me.

[Mr. Analog]

The downside would be him having to smell me.

True enough! Especially with some of the *cough* more "accessable" beers, nothing like the smell of AGD sweat! Or the horror of the "Beer" brand Beer burp