Communicate with 12 yr old AOL'ers

[Mr. Analog]

 At last a translator for 12 yr old AOL'ers

Begin translating!

[Darren Dirt]

 1. Generic attempt at serious political argument:

George Bush has made numerous mistakes over his five year reign of terror, and has cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians, as well as enacted legislation that has stripped away the basic natural rights of hundreds of millions who have nothing to do with alleged terror. Buck Fush!



2. How you'd have to word it for Johnny Aoler (or Jane Imdber) to understand... (man this translator is SO bang on!)

G3ORGE BUSH HAS MAED NUMEROUS MISTAEKS OVER HIS FIEV YAAR REIGN OF T3ROR AND HAS COST TEH LIEVS OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INOCENT CIVILIANS AS WAL AS ENACT3D LAGISLATION TAHT HAS STRIPED AWAY DA BASIC NATURAL RIGHTS OF HUNDR3DS OF MILIONS WHO HAEV NOTHNG 2 DO WIT ALEGED TEROR!1!1 OMG WTF LOL BUK FUSH
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