Ron Jeremy: The Game

Melbosa · February 14, 2006, 04:19:02 PM

Source: http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/688/688347p1.html

QuoteFebruary 13, 2006 - Nope, it isn't Super Mario with an unusually long shlong, but Ron Jeremy's Truth or Dare:

Kitten Digital, global publishers of adult content for mobile phones, are buzzing with excitement to announce the launch of their latest mobile game, Ron Jeremy's Truth or Dare as well as the highly irresistible Ron Jeremy Stimulator both bound to bring hours of entertainment to men and women alike.

Ron Jeremy has been penetrating society since 1978. Having slept with over 4,000 women, starred in over 1,700 movies and directed over 250, he's the most famous adult star on the planet. Jeremy's appeal is broad, far wider than that of any other adult star, due to the fact that his frame and persona is that of a regular Joe, with average looks that other guys could easily relate to along with a good sense of humour.

Ron Jeremy's Truth or Dare is an epic mobile version of the universally popular party game. The 'godfather' of the adult industry guides you through this irreverent multiplayer game. Questions include 'what was the craziest thing you have ever done sexually? Describe it...

If that doesn't wet your appetite, then test the Ron Jeremy Stimulator which turns your mobile into an exciting and vibrating device with four different patterns: soft, medium, hard and boost... women won't be able to resist it anytime, anywhere! While the phone vibrates, visuals will cause more arousal along with a funky 70's soundtrack.

Ron Jeremy comments: "Truth or Dare is a flirtatious device used by people all over the world so what better way to bring it to the masses and get people playing with each other everywhere! I've pleasured women with lots of different devices in my time and this is just the natural progression. Women normally choose the smallest mobile phone available but I'm predicting that trend to change dramatically!"

Ron Jeremy's Truth or Dare and Stimulator mark the launch of Kitten Digital, a new UK based company specialising in adult content for mobiles phones. Other games are due for release later this year.

The games will also be available from the Orange, Vodafone and other leading mobile network operators and portals.

For other Ron Jeremy adult content for your mobile, visit www.rjmobile.com

-- Robert 'Apache' Howarth

Too funny, and it portable, now brings new meaning to pocket pool!

Thorin · February 14, 2006, 04:50:28 PM

Quote from: "Melbosa"
QuoteKitten Digital, global publishers of adult content for mobile phones

Umm, I'm guessing that's an emerging market, not having ever heard of any other mobile phone adult content... Or maybe I'm just too naive?

Darren Dirt · February 14, 2006, 07:03:40 PM

Spot the puns! I stopped counting at 15...

Mr. Analog · February 14, 2006, 07:12:36 PM

YIKES!

That's a million times worse than a grown man playing Princess Maker...

Darren Dirt · February 14, 2006, 08:32:56 PM

hehe you said "grown"

Mr. Analog · February 15, 2006, 09:10:14 AM

Indeed

Darren Dirt · February 15, 2006, 11:26:27 AM

(now we all know why Mr. A has such a high post count

)

PS: Good day, sir!

Mr. Analog · February 15, 2006, 02:40:18 PM

This is a spam thread, I'm only obliging you.

SPAM'D

Darren Dirt · April 06, 2006, 04:18:11 PM

surprisingly on topic: apparently the single-player "adult" games will be "joining" in some kind of "union" with MMOs... It was only a matter of time before the mainstream market started "crying out" for this kind of product. The VCs behind the game dev companies are putting pressure on the producers to "release" something soon. I hope the first series of these games are of good quality and don't make a "mess" of a new genre coming soon to a backroom-of-a-computer-store near you

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/04/06/entertainment/e132306D95.DTL

Thorin · April 06, 2006, 05:00:44 PM

QuoteAnother hurdle for sex-game developers is distribution. Most retailers won't sell games with the "Adults Only" or "AO" rating.

QuotePublishers can bypass stores by selling their games online, but exposure on store shelves is still an important part of game marketing.

Wait for it, wait for it...

Quote"I'm more interested in places where people are already being carded," Rued said. "We're trying to open up some really weird alternative channels, like liquor stores."

Yes! Now you can buy your porn fantasy game at a liquor store together with your beer!