DnD top ten lists

[Lazybones]

http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/top-ten.html

I liked the "Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Hard" list the best

9. Trees can, and often do, explode in huge, 20d6 hit die fireballs. No explanation is ever offfered.
10. Regular rabbits are gone. They have been replaced by the killer-rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

[Mr. Analog]

Hmm, some good ideas there

[Darren Dirt]

Also on that site's "humour" section:

Famous Last Words!
http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/flw.txt

"A wish?  Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich."

[Mr. Analog]

Also on that site's "humour" section:

Famous Last Words!
http://www.mind.org/dragon/humor/flw.txt

"A wish?  Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich."

Ohh the fun I could have with that...


Master wishes to get ahead, who am I to differ...

[Darren Dirt]

Your talent for puns and/or photochopping is so underappreciated among the Internets



Speaking of IDOG, did anyone else watch E.T. (or one of those other similar vaccuous entertainment shows) where they were talking to Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman, about how it's been 41 years, and the DVDs for the series are out, etc. etc.

EeeeeGAD those two are OLD!

[Mr. Analog]

Your talent for puns and/or photochopping is so underappreciated among the Internets



Speaking of IDOG, did anyone else watch E.T. (or one of those other similar vaccuous entertainment shows) where they were talking to Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman, about how it's been 41 years, and the DVDs for the series are out, etc. etc.

EeeeeGAD those two are OLD!

Yes, I loved that show so I bought the DVDs (black n' white of course) it's funny to see Larry Hagman running around and being a goof and then thinking hey isn't that guy Matlock now?. Other good old shows Mr. A likes: Hogan's Heroes, Gilligan's Island and Get Smart. And they don't have any Get Smart on DVD yet

[Darren Dirt]

They have it's evil twin though, "Friends" aka "Watch this show and Get Dumb"

[Mr. Analog]

They have it's evil twin though, "Friends" aka "Watch this show and Get Dumb"

Missed it by that much.
*holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart*

[Tom]

Would you believe, *this* much?
*holds fingers two inches apart*

[Mr. Analog]

Would you believe, *this* much?
*holds fingers two inches apart*

LOL, we must discuss this further, lower the cone of silence!