How to get a Han in life:

[Mr. Analog]

So, there's this guy see, we owes some guy, like a total ton of money (or some junk), anyway he ALSO is like the best friend of the guy who totally blew up your favourite technological terror and you want that guy to like totally come try to save him (he'd totally make a good bargaining chip AND you'd look like a total hero the guy he owes money too). But how do you find the guy? I mean the universe is a pretty big and your own people are total knobs who couldn't get wet in a rainstorm, hey hire some BOUNTY HUNTERS!

(Plus): Really cool action figure collection!

(Minus): I just ordered some stuff from TG!!!