Things not to do when you are Limping!

[Mr. Analog]

Ok, so on Saturday morning I tripped over a pile of junk in my computer room and hurtee my footee, I went and had x-rays (no gamma rays though, nuts) and whew, no broken bones, but I'm limping pretty bad even with the recommended droogs (just Advil whee), so this is just a fun thread where you can post things I shouldn't be doing with a limp:

I'll start!

Enter kickboxing tournament.

[Tonnica]

• Slap your knee while laughing when your foot is touching the ground (I have seen evidence this is painful, guess I shouldn't have mentioned that sandwich from Orobots. Mmmmm. Saaaaaaaandwich.)
• Football (as in soccer) match
• Hackey sack marathon
• Stairs

[Lazybones]

- Jumping jacks.

[Mr. Analog]

• Indian Leg Wrestling
• Ballet
• Running the bulls

keep 'em coming I think the power of humor is healing it somehow!

[Thorin]

I'd say,

• Don't get drunk and stumble around

you're just likely to hurt your ankle.  Oh, wait...

Also, don't

• Ski
• Bicycle (not even on a bicycle built for two)
• Give birth
• Skydive
• Run away from the police after robbing the liquor store
• Play with hamsters

[Mr. Analog]

LOL, my whole night ruined!