Hardest Mario Game Ever

Darren Dirt · January 02, 2008, 05:05:25 PM

Linked from the comments on http://smbc-comics.com/:

Hardest Mario-esque game ever

Darren Dirt · January 02, 2008, 05:45:49 PM

Quote from: Darren Dirt on January 02, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Linked from the comments on that site:

Hardest Mario-esque game ever

and Good News Everyone! Follow in the footsteps of AVGN! Try the game yourself! +_+

main page -- .ZIP(?) JAVA applet!

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spoiler: speedrun on YT

Lazybones · January 03, 2008, 09:57:55 AM

I think I will stick to Mario Galaxy.

Nothing like feeling up the queen bee http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy .

Mr. Analog · January 03, 2008, 10:22:27 AM

Quote from: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
I think I will stick to Mario Galaxy.

Nothing like feeling up the queen bee http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy .

Those reviews are always brilliant, and in this case, accurate.

Darren Dirt · January 03, 2008, 03:19:59 PM

the funnical (cynical but funny) reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw also makes freeware games, apparently.

PS: I love the British when it comes to monotone sarcasm, especially when they utilize the underappreciated insult "bint". And the Monk image was just gravy. Also, "fuggoff" is now my favorite word.

PS: Mr. Croshaw, is my 11 year old son an unemployed psychotic? or a Korean?

Quote from: Mr. Analog on January 03, 2008, 10:22:27 AM
Those reviews are always brilliant, and in this case, accurate.

So I take it that you also viewed the Bioshock review?

Lazybones · January 03, 2008, 03:30:54 PM

I like his Orange Box review.

Darren Dirt · January 03, 2008, 03:33:57 PM

I really like the fantastic creative label he uses in place of simply "email your thoughts: "

"leap ignorantly to the defense of wealthy game companies who don't know or care about you: "

Nice.

And the Mass Effect review is even more harsh than Bioshock. "SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT SKIP IT" I presume Yahtzee doesn't like Kevin Smith movies either

Quote from: Lazybones on January 03, 2008, 03:30:54 PM
I like his Orange Box review.

WOW! Nice cutting down of TF2 (surprisingly) but even more surprising, his praise of Portal:

"I can't think of any criticism for it. I'm serious. This is the most fun you'll have with your PC, until they invent a force-feedback codpiece!"