"Disaster Movie" breaks new RT record!

[Darren Dirt]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/

"A perfect 00%!!!"

zomg, even EW only gave it "58" according to Metacritic... That sure says a lot.



http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/disaster_movie

Friedberg and Seltzer give no indication they've actually watched most of the movies they're parodying: the gags, so to speak, invariably involve some character (like, say, No Country For Old Men's Anton Chigurh) abruptly showing up, quoting a few lines from the trailer, and then scurrying offstage before anyone might have to write them something original. The flood of scattershot references is so witless, it makes Family Guy look like Jonathan Swift.

...oh, Crista Flanagan, what were you thinking...


this carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores (best mixed metaphor ever!)

[Lazybones]

Scored 15/100 on metacritic http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/disastermovie looking at there all time worst movie list I can see why I trust rottontomatos over metacritic. I have seen a few of the ones that scored lower and I KNOW some of them at least have plots.

[Mr. Analog]

Hopefully these awful parody movies DIE DIE DIE.

"Scary Movie" was awful and it just went downhill from there....

[Lazybones]

I made the mistake of seeing Epic Movie.. I can't imagine how bad Disaster movie is...

Although I know at least one member of the forum liked Disaster movie.

[Darren Dirt]

I made the mistake of seeing Epic Movie.. I can't imagine how bad Disaster movie is...

Hopefully these awful parody movies DIE DIE DIE.

"Scary Movie" was awful and it just went downhill from there....

Well the Good News is these steaming piles of things that steam when in a pile are pretty much all "created" (I use the term very lightly) by the same idiots* -- so maybe finally they will "retire" from this activity (or better yet, shack up with Ewe Boll and stop punishing the public with their wide-distribution visual diarrhea).


Sad, isn't it, that garbage like this makes some of us think positively of the Scary Movie series









*Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, may they die a slow painful and caught-on-camera death

[Darren Dirt]

!! Do your part to keep "Disaster Movie" at the peak of IMDB's 'Bottom 100' !!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213644/

If you have an IMDB account, join in with 14678 other compassionate human beings, and click the "1-star" rating as soon as possible.

note: yes, I know that "From Justin to Kelly", and of COURSE "Manos: The Hands of Fate" are just as deserving of Top Honours, but they are far better known as wastes of celluloid; I believe the mission has been accomplished for those drivel(drivels?) -- fear not they will surely remain in the List for a long time, whereas this travesty needs a serious spotlight shone (shined?) upon it... Future generations must be warned!


PS: The "Spill.com" crew always do hilarious movie reviews, but for THIS movie they exceeded their normal high level of brilliance... http://www.shockya.com/news/2008/09/02/disaster-movie-movie-review-from-spill-crew/

[Mr. Analog]

PS: The "Spill.com" crew always do hilarious movie reviews, but for THIS movie they exceeded their normal high level of brilliance... http://www.shockya.com/news/2008/09/02/disaster-movie-movie-review-from-spill-crew/

That was really good man haha!