If Programming Languages Were Religions

Started by Thorin, December 18, 2008, 10:28:54 AM

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Thorin

I got a good giggle out of this:

If Programming Languages Were Religions

Thanks be to my team lead for pointing this one out :)
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Lazybones


Tonnica

lol my favourite one is the one for Perl.

VOODOO!

Tom

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Quote from: Lazybones on December 18, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
You mean they arn't already?
You stole my line :(

especially since I don't agree on the Perl or Python parts. (he's clearly biased) but then I know the dude ;)
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Thorin

Quote from: Lazybones on December 18, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
You mean they arn't already?

ROFL

Quote from: Tom on December 18, 2008, 12:44:18 PM
I don't agree on the Perl or Python parts. (he's clearly biased)

Show me a programmer who's not biased towards the languages he's most familiar with?
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Quote from: Thorin on December 18, 2008, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: Lazybones on December 18, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
You mean they arn't already?

ROFL

Quote from: Tom on December 18, 2008, 12:44:18 PM
I don't agree on the Perl or Python parts. (he's clearly biased)

Show me a programmer who's not biased towards the languages he's most familiar with?
ME! hah!

Oh wait.... Damn.
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Darren Dirt

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Just a matter of time before sometime posts a link to a clip from that Egypt-themed Futurama episode... the perfect speech, you know the one...

Oh, and PS: my personal fave is Javascript; not listed, so that's atheism I guess :) ...updated... looks like a handful of comments address the issue. "Jedi Knight", am I? Hmmm...


"LOL"

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Quote from: Darren Dirt on December 18, 2008, 02:17:25 PMOh, and PS: my personal fave is Javascript; not listed, so that's atheism I guess :) ...updated... looks like a handful of comments address the issue. "Jedi Knight", am I? Hmmm...
Only because you need jedi powers to get browsers to all work properly.
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Darren Dirt

Quote from: Tom on December 18, 2008, 02:26:59 PM
Quote from: Darren Dirt on December 18, 2008, 02:17:25 PMOh, and PS: my personal fave is Javascript; not listed, so that's atheism I guess :) ...updated... looks like a handful of comments address the issue. "Jedi Knight", am I? Hmmm...
Only because you need jedi powers to get browsers to all work properly.

As an anarchist, I don't care about all them browsers working, I just care about providing the functionality and making it work for those I expect to need the functionality, in exchange I feel usefully creative and creatively useful. And hackerific, much of the time.
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I had fun just getting one browser to work as I thought it should. CSS+JS+XHTML==suxorz.
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Mr. Analog

I guess I'm a Unitarian (or a Shinto?), I use 'em all baby :D
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Lazybones

I am offended that Delphi / Pascal where not included.

Mr. Analog

Quote from: Lazybones on December 18, 2008, 09:06:45 PM
I am offended that Delphi / Pascal where not included.
What's that one religion in Papua New Guinea? The one with the crazy witch doctors?

;) only teasing haha

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Thorin

Quote from: Mr. Analog on December 18, 2008, 08:51:46 PM
I guess I'm a Unitarian (or a Shinto?), I use 'em all baby :D

You use LOLCODE and Haskell?
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