Fat wash manuring (aka "fun with anagrams")

[Darren Dirt]

http://www.sternestmeanings.com/

sternest: Wassup?
webuser: what is going on?
sternest: Waggish notion.
webuser: but that is weird
sternest: I bawdiest truth.
webuser: what is truth
sternest: A twit thrush.
webuser: maybe you are the twit
sternest: I'm the two-year beauty.
webuser: i think you are ugly
sternest: Hey You! I ultra king.
webuser: king of nothing
sternest: OK non-fighting.
webuser: peace sells but who's buying
sternest: Up youngest, chewable bliss.
webuser: the best bliss is chewable
sternest: Well! Shabbiest bitch sees.
webuser: stop calling me names
sternest: Small-time ponce nags.
webuser: nagware should be called wifeware
sternest: Awful, agreeable cow hand wielders