Colbert the betrayer

[Darren Dirt]

http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/story.html?id=2534778

On his late-night TV show this week, satirist Stephen Colbert took aim at Canadian magazine The Beaver, which announced last month it was changing its moniker after 90 years because some search engines were weeding it out, believing it was pornography due to its name.

The Winnipeg-based publication is rebranding itself as the less suggestive Canada's History, starting in April.

But what Canadians don't know, the comedian joked Thursday on The Colbert Report, is in America "Canada's history" is a euphemism "for a sex act so depraved," it can't be described on television.

The unspeakable act, apparently, "involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup."

The comedian then invited his audience - often referenced as the Colbert Nation for their willingness to help with his pranks - to "redefine Canada's history in the most jaw-dropping terms imaginable," on urbandictionary.com, a Wikipedia-like web page that allows users to submit definitions for words and slang.

Mocking your Canuck heritage is one thing, but inviting such immature profanity, shame shame Mr. Cohl-burt, no maple syrup for you!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canada's%20history



(lol)

[Mr. Analog]

In retaliation we have constructed a GIANT BEAR under the guise of an Olympic ceremony prop which we will UNLEASH in the direction of COLBERT.