can someone translate the Japanese?

[Darren Dirt]

Or at least summarize?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-the-japanese-office

(brilliance, imo -- but wonder how much of their dialogue is real)

[Mr. Analog]

Well, it sure sounds legit, but then again, I'm rustier than a rusty piece of rust at the bottom of rust lake that just won the International Rust Award for excellence in the field of Rusting.

So I forwarded the link to my friend, wot knows how to speak it good

[Darren Dirt]

wow, that's purty rusty, son.