How tall is

[Darren Dirt]

Jake Gyllenhaal?


http://www.good.is/post/how-tall-is-jake-gyllenhaal/



...not as simple a question as you would expect...

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Jake-Gyllenhaal-567.html

"This is one of the craziest things I?ve read on the internet, and I?ve read my share of crazy things on the internet. Reverse engineering an actor?s height via the height of a fictional character he was slated to portray is less than foolproof, right?" <-- lol

...

At some point I realized that what had begun as idle curiosity (?I wonder how tall Jake Gyllenhaal is??) and developed into a quest (?I?ve gotta know how tall Jake Gyllenhaal is!?) was now a high-stakes emotional journey (?Dear God, when will I uncover the truth about Jake Gyllenhaal?s height??). I longed for closure. <-- rofl

[Mr. Analog]

Duh! Three apples tall!

Everyone knows that