Valve and JJ Abrams Collaborating On Half-Life, Portal Movies

[Mr. Analog]

Sooo! It looks like we may get a Half-Life movie before Half-Life 3 hah

Sources:
http://games.slashdot.org/story/13/02/06/196250/valve-and-jj-abrams-collaborating-on-half-life-portal-movies

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/02/valve-bad-robot-dice/

[Mr. Analog]

Confirmed to still be a thing:
http://www.kitguru.net/gaming/jon-martindale/gabe-newell-talks-half-life-3-movies-steam-support-vr-in-ama/

Also the word three is "not to be mentioned", apparently they still love @%&#ing around with VR garbage. The good news is it sounds like games may still be in development as well as Source 2... though I don't expect that until the Chinese have a @%&#ing moonbase...

[Darren Dirt]

Confirmed to still be a thing:
http://www.kitguru.net/gaming/jon-martindale/gabe-newell-talks-half-life-3-movies-steam-support-vr-in-ama/

You mean to say...

HALF LIFE MOVI3 CONFIRMED

?

[Mr. Analog]

It's part of a planned Trilogy Septology:

Half-Life
Gorbon Freeban pushes botton, make alien

Half-Life: Opposing Force
Fighty McFightPants shoot alien

Half-Life: Blue Shift
Barny buys Freelan a beer

Half-Life 2
Gorden's Big Day

Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
Les Vacances de Monsieur Freeman

Half-Life 2: Episode One
Grady Frobo's Big Day (Part Deux)

Half-Life 2: Episode Two
CLIFFHANGER starring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker, Janine Turner, and John Lithgow

There is a companion series available on BBC Two:

Portal
Chel (The Road to ElDorado, 2000) fixes some computer problems

Portal 2
Chell (24: Live Another Day, 2014) after rebooting issue persists - support ticket number #874638927

[Darren Dirt]

Have you been drinking heavily while watching Kids In The Hall clips on youtube?

Just getting that vibe for some reason, like a balanced mix of vitriole and absurdist humour, idk.

[Mr. Analog]

Have you been drinking heavily while watching Kids In The Hall clips on youtube?

Just getting that vibe for some reason, like a balanced mix of vitriole and absurdist humour, idk.

I wish! No, just harkening back to the simpler days of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

[Darren Dirt]

I wish! No, just harkening back to the simpler days of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

imma pretend I didn't see this so I do not add to my TimeSink Queue.

[Mr. Analog]

imma pretend I didn't see this so I do not add to my TimeSink Queue.

But THRILLING FANFIC adventures brought to life through the magic of machinima (not to be confused with Machinima)