Best game of the year \o/

[Mr. Analog]

The Stanley Parable makes extensive fun of this, as well as actually doing it...

I wish I was playing that right now.

[Tom]

Woo:

Batches cooked: 1,165,728,326,333
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 1,155,705,754,266
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 41
Total cash earned: 58,247,942,571,155
Seconds spent playing: 104,204

I have three Meth Stars and Space Mules. Shwiggity Shwaaa.

[Darren Dirt]

29 hours? 

[Mr. Analog]

Holy moley

Better watch out Tom, I hear the Space-Colombians are gunning for you

[Lazybones]

Leave it running with a less than 0% risk rating and it just amasses cash.

[Tom]

Batches cooked: 3,724,450,568,231
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 3,713,422,226,746
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 42
Total cash earned: 187,412,624,431,395
Seconds spent playing: 162,969

aww yeah.

I have 132 trillion atm.


append: Or I did, now I have a meth horizon and Heisenbelt. making almost 5 billion a second.
append2: make that 5.5.

[Lazybones]

Game updated http://clickingbad.tumblr.com/

You can now see how negative your chance to bust is.


Stats

    Batches cooked: 193,193,564,345
    Batches hand-cooked: 26,444,590
    Batches sold: 102,157,784,743
    Batches hand-sold: 18,307,289
    Total upgrades purchased: 42
    Total cash earned: 5,004,486,888,933
    Seconds spent playing: 167,368

Don't have the Heisenbelt or Meth Horizon yet, but those two and two achievments are all that is left so far.

[Tom]

New stats:

You have a nearly impossible chance of a DEA raid (-202.5%)

Batches cooked: 5,521,120,967,185
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 5,512,020,893,438
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 42
Total cash earned: 278,241,857,099,341
Seconds spent playing: 179,443

$75.5 trillion dollars, and 11.2 billion batches of meth in storage.

[Mr. Analog]

?!?

[Tom]

Batches cooked: 15,834,181,142,368
Batches hand-cooked: 128,580,765,426
Batches sold: 15,838,088,342,302
Batches hand-sold: 141,694,135,833
Total upgrades purchased: 50
Total cash earned: 802,021,754,039,434
Seconds spent playing: 258,742

★ You have earned a new achievement: I AM THE ONE WHO CLICKS

[Lazybones]

Latest update made clicking make more sense... however just waiting for the cash for the last upgrades, the game doesn't seem to have much of an endgame...

[Tom]

Latest update made clicking make more sense... however just waiting for the cash for the last upgrades, the game doesn't seem to have much of an endgame...

If he keeps adding stuff, there will never be an endgame you are the one who clicks.

I'm working on my third heisenbelt and meth horizons. even at the rate im raking it in ($11,740,178,750/s), it still takes a while to make 800 trillion.

[Lazybones]

cheated my way into Meth Horizon


Stats

    Batches cooked: 3,153,093,190,404
    Batches hand-cooked: 992,686,646,266
    Batches sold: 2,120,325,725,125
    Batches hand-sold: 598,497,521,398
    Total upgrades purchased: 50
    Total cash earned: 114,816,023,355,948
    Seconds spent playing: 250,177

You have a nearly impossible chance of a DEA raid (-479%)

Batches (purity is FDA Approved Additive)

[Tom]

You just used chrome dev tools or firebug to modify the js or something? evil evil man.

[Lazybones]

You just used chrome dev tools or firebug to modify the js or something? evil evil man.

No much more simple. The new clicking upgrades made them much more powerful so I downloaded a small tool that sends mouse clicks really fast.

Since I had already increase production I just went on a hyper selling spree until I cloud afford the missing upgrade.

Game needs real time blocks that halt the game until the user makes a decision and probably a cap on click rate to avoid my simple workaround.

FYI with my ultra negative risk I have never seen a cash or asset loss in my message log.

If I idle for hours it is just full of a avoided raid messages.