No questions. It just is.
http://clickingbad.nullism.com/
I don't wanna click.
DO I WIN?
ps: serious question, i'm on my ancient phone so won't click, but is that just that 'endless easy-to-get pointless achievements' game?
edit: Best developer blog ever! (bitches)
http://clickingbad.tumblr.com/
This version is 0.7.0 is supposed to be less easy? Really all of the negative risk distribution options are way over powered.
Especially if you ignore the early positive risk stuff. Then if you power up your lawers and have say 20 of them.. well you're invincible. not unlike real life tbh.
Highest I ever let it get was 32% for a short while.
Quote from: Tom on October 17, 2013, 10:47:42 PM
Especially if you ignore the early positive risk stuff. Then if you power up your lawers and have say 20 of them.. well you're invincible. not unlike real life tbh.
Highest I ever let it get was 32% for a short while.
The fact that the power tab shows the current cash total you can basically run in 0% risk mode and make giant leaps every few min... To make this a challenge there needs to be more upkeep, like your risk increasing for every x min of min without clicking.
I'm making $108m/s. buying a second moonlab. after that I think I'll go for the Meth Star + Space Mules.
At one point though I got like 6 billion seized by the FDA, even with my super low risk (0%, but its probably many tens of -%...)
append: I should say, I'm running the same session I was when I posted this thread :D
Moonlab purchased, $155m/s now :D
Snapshot of my stats
Stats
Batches cooked: 2,093,781,976
Batches hand-cooked: 8,350,567
Batches sold: 1,962,209,716
Batches hand-sold: 5,312,099
Total upgrades purchased: 40
Total cash earned: 76,835,010,786
Seconds spent playing: 15,827 <-this includes leaving the room to do stuff several times.
M 12/13 D 12/13 U 40/42 A 8/11
Batches cooked: 23,339,883,779
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 23,033,165,656
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 41 <-- only one I don't have is the Immortal lawyers, which at least at the moment, is pointless.
Total cash earned: 1,047,976,846,350
Seconds spent playing: 26,865 <-- I've let it sit a while a few times.
Manufacturing (13/13) Distribution (13/13) Upgrades (41/42) Achievements (9/11)
Batches: 355m
227,264 per second (net)
3,302,864 per second (gross)
Cash Money ($50.5 ea)
$263,383,665,622
$155,317,800 per second
I don't actually have some of the manufacturing or distro things, but thats cause I ended up selling them.
Quote from: Tom on October 18, 2013, 12:23:35 AM
I don't actually have some of the manufacturing or distro things, but thats cause I ended up selling them.
Ya I skipped a bunch while upgrading then went back and grabbed one of each just to have them.
Slight update:
Batches cooked: 147,560,253,538
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 139,022,931,976
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 41
Total cash earned: 6,905,460,045,510
Seconds spent playing: 62,889
:D
finally bought my meth star and space mules \o/ and with that I'm making over 800m/s. woke up with 6 trillion in my "account".
Oh, it's a Breaking Bad game.
I see the hyperlink and all I can think of is this -> http://youtu.be/cD69PAIqiYo
It's like that. but with meth.
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 18, 2013, 10:26:17 AM
I see the hyperlink and all I can think of is this -> http://youtu.be/cD69PAIqiYo
I thought of this one game that I can't find (as hinted above) but also with Google I discovered this:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/3-flash-game-that-make-fun-of-the-gaming-industry/
It mentions "Achievement Unlocked", a Flash game.
Hello, afternoon coffee break!Also a comment there mentions "Level Up" -- http://www.kongregate.com/games/Titch/level-up?acomplete=level+up
Both essentially make fun of the "achievements"-focused direction of casual gaming. But do it in a kinda fun way. 8) (and some older meta-level gaming satires can be found here (http://www.joystickdivision.com/2010/08/eleven_great_playable_video_game_satires.php))
The Stanley Parable makes extensive fun of this, as well as actually doing it...
I wish I was playing that right now.
Woo:
Batches cooked: 1,165,728,326,333
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 1,155,705,754,266
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 41
Total cash earned: 58,247,942,571,155
Seconds spent playing: 104,204
I have three Meth Stars and Space Mules. Shwiggity Shwaaa.
29 hours? :o
Holy moley
Better watch out Tom, I hear the Space-Colombians are gunning for you
Leave it running with a less than 0% risk rating and it just amasses cash.
Batches cooked: 3,724,450,568,231
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 3,713,422,226,746
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 42
Total cash earned: 187,412,624,431,395
Seconds spent playing: 162,969
aww yeah.
I have 132 trillion atm.
append: Or I did, now I have a meth horizon and Heisenbelt. making almost 5 billion a second.
append2: make that 5.5.
Game updated http://clickingbad.tumblr.com/
You can now see how negative your chance to bust is.
Stats
Batches cooked: 193,193,564,345
Batches hand-cooked: 26,444,590
Batches sold: 102,157,784,743
Batches hand-sold: 18,307,289
Total upgrades purchased: 42
Total cash earned: 5,004,486,888,933
Seconds spent playing: 167,368
Don't have the Heisenbelt or Meth Horizon yet, but those two and two achievments are all that is left so far.
New stats:
You have a nearly impossible chance of a DEA raid (-202.5%)
Batches cooked: 5,521,120,967,185
Batches hand-cooked: 90,716,620
Batches sold: 5,512,020,893,438
Batches hand-sold: 41,107,580
Total upgrades purchased: 42
Total cash earned: 278,241,857,099,341
Seconds spent playing: 179,443
$75.5 trillion dollars, and 11.2 billion batches of meth in storage.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pdeqmm0.jpg)
?!?
Batches cooked: 15,834,181,142,368
Batches hand-cooked: 128,580,765,426
Batches sold: 15,838,088,342,302
Batches hand-sold: 141,694,135,833
Total upgrades purchased: 50
Total cash earned: 802,021,754,039,434
Seconds spent playing: 258,742
★ You have earned a new achievement: I AM THE ONE WHO CLICKS
:D
Latest update made clicking make more sense... however just waiting for the cash for the last upgrades, the game doesn't seem to have much of an endgame...
Quote from: Lazybones on October 20, 2013, 04:52:24 PM
Latest update made clicking make more sense... however just waiting for the cash for the last upgrades, the game doesn't seem to have much of an endgame...
If he keeps adding stuff, there will never be an endgame ;) you are the one who clicks.
I'm working on my third heisenbelt and meth horizons. :D even at the rate im raking it in ($11,740,178,750/s), it still takes a while to make 800 trillion.
cheated my way into Meth Horizon
Stats
Batches cooked: 3,153,093,190,404
Batches hand-cooked: 992,686,646,266
Batches sold: 2,120,325,725,125
Batches hand-sold: 598,497,521,398
Total upgrades purchased: 50
Total cash earned: 114,816,023,355,948
Seconds spent playing: 250,177
You have a nearly impossible chance of a DEA raid (-479%)
Batches (purity is FDA Approved Additive)
You just used chrome dev tools or firebug to modify the js or something? evil evil man.
Quote from: Tom on October 20, 2013, 05:22:12 PM
You just used chrome dev tools or firebug to modify the js or something? evil evil man.
No much more simple. The new clicking upgrades made them much more powerful so I downloaded a small tool that sends mouse clicks really fast.
Since I had already increase production I just went on a hyper selling spree until I cloud afford the missing upgrade.
Game needs real time blocks that halt the game until the user makes a decision and probably a cap on click rate to avoid my simple workaround.
FYI with my ultra negative risk I have never seen a cash or asset loss in my message log.
If I idle for hours it is just full of a avoided raid messages.
Heh. I could up my percentage but meh. The amount I've lost is inconsequential. So yeah. I just leave it running. Should have my third set of the top tier tonight, or tomorrow morning.
okay yeah this game is addictive
Quote from: Tom on October 20, 2013, 05:01:30 PM
I'm working on my third heisenbelt and meth horizons. :D even at the rate im raking it in ($11,740,178,750/s), it still takes a while to make 800 trillion.
So which tropical island nation are you going to purchase?
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 21, 2013, 11:49:46 AM
Quote from: Tom on October 20, 2013, 05:01:30 PM
I'm working on my third heisenbelt and meth horizons. :D even at the rate im raking it in ($11,740,178,750/s), it still takes a while to make 800 trillion.
So which tropical island nation are you going to purchase?
Already did that. Got four of them. The stuff I'm working on now is more top tier stuff:
Meth Horizon: $369,292,509,000,000 ? According to commander Tony Drake, these high speed shuttles quickly transport product from the far edges of the solar system
Heisenbelt: $369,292,509,000,000 ? A series of labs on the outer edges of the solar system that convert asteroids into pure crystal
Also I have 965 trillion now. so I can buy those two things ;D now I have three of each :D making 15 billion a second.
^ apparently warfare AND THE DRUG TRADE motivate advances in the technology/energy industries, in the same way as porn motivates advances in audio-visual ;)
It's interesting how quickly this game spirals out of control. You start with a shed and a single dealer, making ten cents per second, and a couple hours later it's a million plus per second.
Quote from: Thorin on October 21, 2013, 01:13:38 PM
It's interesting how quickly this game spirals out of control. You start with a shed and a single dealer, making ten cents per second, and a couple hours later it's a million plus per second.
I did enjoy it but over all find it too passive and doesn't require enough planning strategy..
Might just hit reset and try again after the next balance change or so.
Yeah, it can use some ballancing. As long as you ignore the really risky stuff, and focus on getting a few lawyers, you're good to go.
Quote from: Tom on October 21, 2013, 03:39:05 PM
Yeah, it can use some ballancing. As long as you ignore the really risky stuff, and focus on getting a few lawyers, you're good to go.
I think Lawyers move sell too well... at the mid point I was upping my sales with lots of them and negative risk because production was risky.
The trick now is to learn what the end is and try and figure out the fastest way to it. I kept buying and selling things to balance production, sales speed, and DEA Raid risk, until I realized they sold for half price and I was losing millions of dollars on some of the sales. So I reset. And then found myself doing it again.
Yeah, I rarely sold anything. I just kept things mostly balanced, though at one point I let the production beat out distribution significantly so I had some buffer when buying the next big distro, so I could by the next prod thing sooner.
I don't think there is an end to a game like this...
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 21, 2013, 07:41:35 PM
I don't think there is an end to a game like this...
There's an end insomuch as you can get ALL THE THINGS. After that, there's really nothing to do, unless you feel like getting a bunch of ALL THE THINGS. still though thats even more pointless than the game is to start with ;D
Skinner box much? :D
Quote from: Tom on October 21, 2013, 09:10:42 PM
Skinner box much? :D
Then that just poses the scarier question: WHO is studying your behavior? (http://psychology.about.com/od/sindex/g/def_skinnerbox.htm) (and to what end? TO WHAT END?)
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 21, 2013, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: Tom on October 21, 2013, 09:10:42 PM
Skinner box much? :D
Then that just poses the scarier question: WHO is studying your behavior? (http://psychology.about.com/od/sindex/g/def_skinnerbox.htm) (and to what end? TO WHAT END?)
I don't have time to think about that
MUST CLICK
COOK AND/OR
SELL!
I sold lots of things but I used it to accelerate upgrades to bigger teirs.
IE I would be getting close to affording a massive low risk producer and I would unload all my risk.
Lawyers and RVs seem to be odd items in the game they can be power up a lot. At one point I starting purchasing a lot of RVs because they where so cheap but upgraded.
update and survey
The guy sure is updating the game regularly, hey?
Well with the new additions it appears there is now some upkeep.
I have been zeroing out my production to selling to Laundering and I noticed them all out of whack recently... looks like I actually lost some items I had purchased...
Not enough to be a big deal but eventually it could have run me fairly negative I believe.
update
irs active
new achievements
Woo:
Batches cooked: 275,259,239,568,131
Batches hand-cooked: 171,933,629,655
Batches sold: 275,427,756,215,744
Batches hand-sold: 342,640,392,680
Total upgrades purchased: 54
Total cash earned: 17,026,375,995,416,864
Seconds spent playing: 77,314
It was not running for a day or two cause the tab died (I was killing chrome processes that were using too much cpu, turns out it was fb and clickingbad).
I wish this game was about cookies
(http://i.imgur.com/zNN6aip.jpg)
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 29, 2013, 10:19:54 PM
I wish this game was about cookies
(http://i.imgur.com/zNN6aip.jpg)
I'm 99% sure you're joking, but just in case: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Even better than Mama!
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeA1fLbu5Eg
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 29, 2013, 10:39:58 PM
Even better than Mama!
Do you mean Grandma?
I kept clicking and cursor-clicking until I could afford the Grandmas, then hooboy lotsa cookies a-coming! Then I got bored.
What no time machine? lol
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 30, 2013, 08:52:15 AM
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 29, 2013, 10:39:58 PM
Even better than Mama!
Do you mean Grandma?
I kept clicking and cursor-clicking until I could afford the Grandmas, then hooboy lotsa cookies a-coming! Then I got bored.
It was really boring on an Android phone with a small screen (plus you can't see everything) ... but now I realize it's actually FUN when you have it running in a Chrome tab while doing your day job -- while 3 shipments and 2 mines and 2 farms and 2 grandmas and 25 auto-clicking cursors all do your 400-cookies-per-second bidding for you 8) ... make that 5 shipments and 1 alchemy lab for 1100cps! #wheee #39minutesToGetHereIsThatGood
lol
Coolness; got the "Portal" for 1,666,666 -- it "opens a door into a whole new world" and generates you an evil 6,666cps. Serious #NeoWHOA
I just imagine Aladdin and Jasmine on a flying carpet... with a box of cookies
Not quite the same
"NOW YOU'RE THINKING..."
^ btw that is actually an achievement, when you get to 50 Portals. I'm up to 7 now (48k/second yeehaw)
lol
the cookie is an arrow to the knee
10 Portals, 85k/sec. Maxed out my clicking bonuses so each click is +1723 (it's 2% of total cps) ... but need more milk!
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 30, 2013, 10:28:36 AM
10 Portals, 85k/sec. Maxed out my clicking bonuses so each click is +1723 (it's 2% of total cps) ... but need more milk!
3200/click, auto-generating 158k/sec with 17 Portals and 16 alchemy labs (which seems to have the best "upgrades" and that's why I'm balancing them out with Portals). Next stop: "time machine" @ 123,456,789 (108million short right now = 11 minutes to wait... )
time machine=98,765cps ; 270k/second now and 5460 per manual click. I think I'm bored now. Most of the next upgrads are ridic like 99million for +5% ... so I guess in the span of an hour I experienced a "kinda interested, semi-addicted, close to maxed out so kinda tired of this" experience similar to what you guys did above ITT while also "baking"? (and there's no government ambushes when you're just selling cookies)
I AM THE ONE WHO COOKS. - Grandma.
I love how there is an achievement for "Selling your own grandma". Come on, it's not personal, it's just business...
23k per manual click, 1.14million/sec with 8 time machines and 22 portals... it's mind-bottling compared to the opening levels of this game that I guess I'm not actually totally bored with ("antimatter condenser" is JUST 3.999 billion ... and I've got about 240million now ... so ... MATH... just under an hour of not even having to click -- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!)
"antimatter condenser" GET -- 999,999 per second; now 58k/click or 2.9million/second #noBiggie #stillFunSomehow
I wonder if this game was a result of the same designer's game idea generator (http://orteil.dashnet.org/gamegen). Or whatever wonderful pending/future games are the result of it.
Not bad, there was another one I used to have a link to that would generate awesome titles... augh, I wish I had it
his "X my W and call me Shirley" generator is pretty cool too, keep refreshing and you stumble upon accidental genius at times:
http://orteil.dashnet.org/callmeshirley
Dang, that reminds me of this extremely NSFW comic generator
http://pandyland.net/random/
Some of the stuff it generates is downright hilarious
EDIT: It appears to be broken at the moment
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 30, 2013, 12:51:09 PM
"antimatter condenser" GET -- 999,999 per second; now 58k/click or 2.9million/second #noBiggie #stillFunSomehow
the a.c. is the way to be -- leaving work finally after a long day, each click is 872k otherwise 29.1 million/second. And I have 100 grandmas. Saving up for the 99billion upgrades (currently just 8billion -- we'll see what it's at tomorrow morning ;) )
I'm saving up for two 7.64 Quadrillion upgrades in clickingbad.
I'm pulling in $212,584,616,250/s and cooking 3,401,353,881 batches a second.
i like pie
Stats
Batches cooked: 554,539,034,109,555
Batches hand-cooked: 3,674,717,406,721
Batches sold: 573,098,037,596,882
Batches hand-sold: 3,738,216,530,003
Total upgrades purchased: 54
Total cash earned: 35,800,923,017,846,510
Seconds spent playing: 80,178
22 hours
(http://i.imgur.com/QxExp6g.png)
Quote from: Mr. Analog on October 30, 2013, 07:15:17 PM
22 hours
(http://i.imgur.com/QxExp6g.png)
Ya, if you leave it open in the browser it just keeps running all night long.
Ahh ok :)
Quote from: Darren Dirt on October 30, 2013, 05:57:09 PM
Saving up for the 99billion upgrades (currently just 8billion -- we'll see what it's at tomorrow morning ;) )
1.8 trillion --
all from cookies. I'm the primary cause of Walmart Shopper Body Shape Syndrome.
(also, wow the detail in this game -- with "100 grandmas" there's quite the variety of old-lady cartoon images standing around)
nice!
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%3D%21END%21
^ [Select] + copy, then paste that into "Menu -- Import Save" for the cookieclicker game (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) to see just how ridiculously high the costs of things get as you keep buying them -- it increases the price by +15% each time you make a purchase.
I "only" have 27 of the Antimatter condenser widget thingies, but the next one costs 174billion. I earn 162million per second, clicks are 4.8million ... do the math #ouch #boredNow,ForReal
although it's still simple hypnotic fun just watching the 100 cursors self-click in a rotating circle as the cookies fall from the sky.
new achievement, haven't unlocked it
Burnout
You've managed a meth empire for a month! Dayum!
Oh geeze, I forgot to open it back up. Been a while.